<i>SO</i> NOT A JOKE: Weiland Ejected From Velvet Revolver

AP04120105202.jpgIt’s official! We even called to verify! WEILAND IS NO LONGER IN VELVET REVOLVER. Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead.

Velvet Revolver founding members Slash, Duff McKagan, Matt Sorum and Dave Kushner announced today that they are parting ways with singer Scott Weiland. “This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn’t 100% committed to either,” said Slash. “Among other things, his increasingly erratic on-stage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on.”

Apply now, aging long hairs!

Velvet Revolver to Part Ways With Singer [Business Wire]
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39 Responses to “<i>SO</i> NOT A JOKE: Weiland Ejected From Velvet Revolver”

  1. by FionaScrapple at 4:34 am

    Sebastian Bach, come on down!

  2. by Maura Johnston at 4:34 am

    Axl! Where are you!?

  3. by blobby at 4:42 am

    A shaken nation turns its eyes to you, Axl.

  4. by Thierry at 4:42 am

    Lukas Rossi, this is your big chance!

  5. by westartedthis at 4:44 am

    question: does the subtraction of scott weiland somehow make this band good, or even potentially good? weiland at least fared well enough on those underrated (by douchebags like us, i mean - they sold millions, of course), glammy 2nd & 3rd STP albums. Sebastian Bach? Axl? i submit that velvet revolver’s insistence on embarrassing buttrock was not a scott weiland-specific problem.

  6. by Rob Murphy at 4:46 am

    David Archuleta?

  7. by Dead Air ummm Dead Air at 4:51 am

    Dave Coutts seems like the only logical choice.

  8. by Maura Johnston at 4:53 am

    @westartedthis: i love those two records. especially ‘interstate love song,’ which is kinda majestic.

  9. by Mick Kraut at 4:58 am

    When my grandkids ask where I was when I first heard that Weiland was out of VR…I will have to make something up.

  10. by Rob Murphy at 4:58 am

    Nicole Scherzinger?

  11. by TheContrarian at 5:02 am

    Westartedthis is right on. Weiland is a douche, but he’s hardly to blame for the Geritol ‘N Whiskey fart that is VR.

    Maybe he can replace the singer for Fuel (replacing Astbury, replacing Morrison) in The Doors.

  12. by DRR at 5:07 am

    This is a historic moment in the history of rawk!

  13. by westartedthis at 5:09 am

    @Maura Johnston: god bless “rock band” for making my slightly-younger indie doofus friends listen to that song.

  14. by PeterBjorn&Yawn at 5:16 am

    Where is Mark Slaughter at, and would he be willing to perform without the sycophancy of Dana Strum?

  15. by FionaScrapple at 5:21 am

    @westartedthis:

    Nothing “glammy” about Tiny Music. The album is simply brilliant.

  16. by dippinkind at 5:33 am

    dear slash et al: you know who isn’t dead yet? ian hunter. please give him a call.

  17. by TheGuinnessTooth at 5:57 am

    Rick Astley is probably available, and he’s seen a recent surge in popularity.

  18. by Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee at 5:58 am

    Ditch the bald douche and call Izzy.

    That way, at least I can hear “14 Years” live.

  19. by Rob Murphy at 5:59 am

    Miley Cyrus?

  20. by Thierry at 6:12 am

    Andrew WK?

  21. by Jon Can Dance at 6:25 am

    How does this get more comments than the New Kids reunion news this morning? I don’t know about you but I’ve owned more New Kids albums then Velvet Revolver albums. I mean my girlfriend does.

    Stop commenting Jon.

  22. by MC at 6:28 am

    Perry Farrell?

  23. by MC at 6:29 am

    (I actually think it’s going to be Bob Lefsetz.) LOLZ

  24. by drjimmy11 at 6:42 am

    Sebastian Bach, come on down!

    snicker if you must, but he’s a surprisingly good performer, or was when I saw him with Camp Freddie 5 years ago (Slash was there too)

    Also, my friend Mike had dinner with him once. He said he (Sebastian) vacillated between extreme friendliness and hostility, insisted on being called “Sea Bass” and, at the end of the evening, sprinted away across Santa Monica Blvd. and disappeared into the night.

  25. by drjimmy11 at 6:45 am

    i submit that velvet revolver’s insistence on embarrassing buttrock was not a scott weiland-specific problem.

    It wasn’t even embarassing butt-rock, it was just boring, unmelodic, joyless music. At least butt rock was fun. if they had had 1/100th the musicality, attitude, or even the haircuts of “Appetite” era Guns, maybe someone somewhere would have actually cared about them.

    To be brutally honest, they lacked the musical merit of a Cinderella, or even a Pretty Boy Floyd.

  26. by jt.ramsay at 6:45 am

    @Maura Johnston: I share your love for ‘Interstate Love Song,’ even if it means my friends stare at me while I sing its praises.

  27. by telophaser at 6:46 am

    I think it’s time for William Hung to shine once again.

  28. by valido at 6:46 am

    Sammi Hagar? Gary Cherone? …Ray Wilson?

  29. by Airsank at 6:47 am

    Meat Loaf?

  30. by MC at 6:48 am

    Everyone ready for “Rock Star: Velvet Revolver” the new CBS reality show this fall? I just can’t figure out how producers will get Slash to speak comprehensibly on live television. Well, if Paula Abdul can…

  31. by Lax Danja House at 7:01 am

    I actually liked Scott Wayland/Whyland/Weeland. When he wasn’t talking, at least. Which has become an increasingly rare occurrence.

  32. by CloudCarrier at 8:14 am

    @valido: Gary Wilson.

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  34. by telophaser at 8:22 am

    How about Pete Doherty? He can hold his own when it comes to crackwhoreishness, no?

  35. by Oface at 1:41 am

    Kip Winger is available.

  36. by Weezy F Baby at 6:59 am

    @Thierry: steev mike?

  37. by at 10:14 am

    @FionaScrapple: Agreed, but Purple and Core were fucking fantastic.

  38. by revmatty at 10:29 am

    @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: I had to read that a few times, as I was sure you said “Dave Coulier”. Who I think would be an awesome choice, by the way.

  39. by surfjim at 11:28 am

    Dee Snider?

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