Put a ring on that finger, you cad! People is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z have picked up a wedding license. No response from the long-time lovers–over five years!–but I’m hoping to hear some wedding bells. Or maybe just a verse from Jay-Z that unhesistantly proffers affection rather than a reaffirmation of his glory or the idea that she’s the workaholic, not this label exec whose retirement from the game lasted about three years. Treat a lady right, Hov. And now for some potential TomKat-esque tabloid terms we’ve come up with for the couple:

• Beyonc-Jay
• B’ Jay
• Bonnie & Clyde ‘03
• Bay-Z (in love!)
• Bay-Jay
• Bay-Jay Johnson

Beyonce And Jay-Z Take Out Marriage License [People/Photo: AP]