Self-fellating Nickelback horrorshow Chad Kroeger has reportedly been found guilty of a 2007 DUI in his native Canada. Sadly for those of you hoping this turn of events might eventually lead to a jail-assisted Kroeger reprieve, he only faces a stiff fine of $600 and the possibly of getting his wheels taken away from him, leaving him plenty of time for more, um, housebound pursuits. [NME]

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  1. by at 6:29 am

    Now if only the US would adapt the Canadian Law of not allowing anyone with a DUI/DWI’s allowed in the country for ten years, we’d all finally be safe from Nickelback

  2. Not nearly as interesting as the link to the article about him going down on himself.

    Dont tell anyone, but I secretly liked that duet he had with the dude from Saliva for the 1st Spidey flick.

  3. by CaptainPeacockSuit at 1:36 am

    A lamborghini…typical….more money than class.

  4. by derby at 12:26 pm

    i’m just chiming in to add that nickelback is my least favorite band of all-time.

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