Self-fellating Nickelback horrorshow Chad Kroeger has reportedly been found guilty of a 2007 DUI in his native Canada. Sadly for those of you hoping this turn of events might eventually lead to a jail-assisted Kroeger reprieve, he only faces a stiff fine of $600 and the possibly of getting his wheels taken away from him, leaving him plenty of time for more, um, housebound pursuits. [NME]

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  1. by at 6:29 am

    Now if only the US would adapt the Canadian Law of not allowing anyone with a DUI/DWI’s allowed in the country for ten years, we’d all finally be safe from Nickelback

  2. by SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley at 6:36 am

    Not nearly as interesting as the link to the article about him going down on himself.

    Dont tell anyone, but I secretly liked that duet he had with the dude from Saliva for the 1st Spidey flick.

  3. by CaptainPeacockSuit at 1:36 am

    A lamborghini…typical….more money than class.

  4. by derby at 12:26 pm

    i’m just chiming in to add that nickelback is my least favorite band of all-time.

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