You just know that the “news” of the Sony BMG-signed John Mayer making out with the rainbow-haired gossipeuse is going to result in a directive from the VP of publicity at the company to all the promoters dealing with its male artists, telling them to get their tongues wagging in Perezzers’ general direction ASAP in an effort to work around his “ban” on the label’s artists. (And maybe Beth Ditto, since she seems like she’d be up for some gender-bending.) [Perez Hilton]