Hey, Crazed Tool Fans! Stalk Maynard At My Local Supermarket!

Dan Gibson | April 3, 2008 6:00 am
Imagine my surprise when I entered my local Whole Foods to purchase overpriced organic groceries in order to sooth my pained ideals and saw a sign for an appearance by Tool’s Maynard James Keenan. This Wednesday, April 9, Maynard will be signing bottles of wine for the sophisticated Tool fan in the wine bar at the Chandler, Arizona Whole Foods. Also, they have a pretty good sushi bar inside the store, if that’s more your sort of thing. [Whole Foods]