Imagine my surprise when I entered my local Whole Foods to purchase overpriced organic groceries in order to sooth my pained ideals and saw a sign for an appearance by Tool’s Maynard James Keenan. This Wednesday, April 9, Maynard will be signing bottles of wine for the sophisticated Tool fan in the wine bar at the Chandler, Arizona Whole Foods. Also, they have a pretty good sushi bar inside the store, if that’s more your sort of thing. [Whole Foods]
Hey, Crazed Tool Fans! Stalk Maynard At My Local Supermarket!
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He did a similar thing at Silver Lake Wine here in LA. I wanted to go, but alas I had other plans.
There is an actual wine BAR in the Chandler Whole Foods? Fancy.
you live in my old nabe… watch out for those crazy soccer moms clawing to get their pinot signed.
I certainly agree with you that Whole Foods and Wild Oats are decidedly overpriced. Time for a discount “health food” chain, especially in light of this economy.
MMMm…..supermarket sushi. In the desert.
We need to find a way to get that tag used again.