“Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine…. One of the men shoved a Fender Stratocaster in his pants and pulled a sweatshirt over the top. The other two acted as lookouts. All three can be seen on footage from video surveillance. Strangely enough, the music shop has seen the method before. A man did the same thing in 2006 but was caught as he tried to walk out.” I really want to see this tape, just to confirm my hunch that the guy responsible for lifting the guitar was wearing Zubaz. [AP; HT Balk / Photo: Getty]