A sex tape worse than Gene Simmons’? Is that even possible? Well, what if the aging, bloated cocksman in question was almost dead? Some reputable operation is preparing to auction off a videotape of Rick James smoking the reefer, giving it to a superfreak, and singing a ditty titled “Don’t Forget Me, I’m Rick James, Bitch” shortly before his passing in 2004. Oh, and its all filmed in night vision. None of the clips released so far feature any visible sex, and we’re already barfing.

Someone should take up a collection, buy this thing and bury it with him.

Hip-Hop Rumors Exclusive: Rick James Sex Tape On The Way? [AllHipHop]