Comments on: Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:41:04 +0000

Make no mistake, this new "engagement" of A&P is nothing more than an opportunity for Papa Joe to recreate "Newlyweds"...

Cuz, you know, when a Simpson sister's music career is on the outs, there is always room for one more reality show on MTV.

By: Al Shipley

Al Shipley — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:42:40 +0000

@pantycrickets: Oh god WENTZ OF LOVE, I can see it now. Like seriously, I think you're right.

This is a pretty great idea for a regular column, btw.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:19:40 +0000

In what world is Ashlee v. Mariah an even fight? Delusional, those Simpsons are.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:12:22 +0000

This all reeks of Papa Joe. Leaked tracks, engagements…I will bet my life savings that a reality show will be announced by the end of next week.

By: Nicolars

Nicolars — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:06:33 +0000

I think Papa Joe is delusional enough to believe that Ashlee is serious competition for a star like Mariah, but I doubt he’s smart enough to come up with a plan like this.

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:04:07 +0000

@Chris Molanphy: Chris, I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger!

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:37:10 +0000

@NeverEnough: D'ja hear the one about Michael? Some say he must be gay.

I tried to argue, but...

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:31:44 +0000

I never forgive a Duran smiting.

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:41:31 +0000

A Timex Social Club reference?! I think I love you (and can forgive you for smiting Duran Duran a few days back).

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:40:34 +0000

So is that whole "getting engaged to Pete Wentz" thing to help Bittersweet World move a couple more units too?