John Varvatos Is Keeping It Real

The clothing designer’s hiring policy for his brand-new store, located in the former location of CBGB, is allegedly trying to keep the space true to its roots: “All the staff they’re hiring for the store are musicians in their other lives… He’s really trying to keep the space about music.” Why do I have the feeling “musicians in their other lives” is code for “looks like a not-as-well-nourished Julian Casablancas?” Oh, if only G.G. Allin was still around to put in an application. [Gatecrasher / Pic via Racked]

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4 Responses to “John Varvatos Is Keeping It Real”

  1. by Cassiel at 1:19 am

    I dressed exactly like Minnie Pearl for my interview and they still wouldn’t hire me. Posers.

  2. by Dickdogfood at 9:42 am

    “Here, lady–I made this shoe special for you. It’s a POOP SHOE.”

  3. by beta.rogan at 11:54 am

    I was in there on Saturday, and I’d say the sales assistants all looked like rocker types, but the people behind the counter looked very fashion-industry high-end. There’s something about pictures of people like Joe Strummer, etc, juxtaposed with a $2000 leather jacket that makes me want to vomit. $185 first-pressing punk rock albums, $200 picture discs…I don’t know. The whole thing has so much potential, but it all reeks of purchased credibility.

  4. by Mr. Kim Gordons Panties at 12:41 pm

    Do not invoke the name of GG or he may materialize and everyone in the whole world will be sorry except me because I kinda wanted to see him before he died even though he always promised he’d commit suicide on stage but never did the pansy.

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