Idolator

now he's on the internet getting rimmed

A phrase I hoped to never encounter.

Nowadays he looks like a cougar soccer mom who had a bit too much surgery. That said, I love him.

@NeverEnough: Clearly not as much as anyone willing to ... well... you know.

"[O]ne of pop's greatest mysteries" -- srsly? What part of "What I really need to do/Is find myself a brand-new lover" strikes one as "mysterious"? Boy George is the fuckin' Sphinx by comparison.

But Pete Burns has always been a bit of a buffoon. You want to talk about reality-show casualties, Flavor Flav wins that crown. He was the scariest PE member because, unlike Chuck or Griff, there was a certain malevolence and unpredictability to his schtick. That's all gone now.

@kisskisskiss: Yeah, my devotion stops at mouth-to-anal. I'm a prude like that.

@mike a: I always wonder how Flavor Flav and Chuck D can get up on that stage and do those songs they wrote about people like them before they became people like them.