“I just wish it was 1987 again, and Pete was still signed to a major and making great pop records. All this reality TV shit has killed a part of him. He was one of pop’s greatest mysteries at one time, now he’s on the internet getting rimmed… *inserts sad face*” [Popjustice]
The Definitive Word On That Pete Burns Sex Tape (And Pop Culture In 2008)
April 22nd, 2008 // 7 Comments
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now he’s on the internet getting rimmed
A phrase I hoped to never encounter.
Nowadays he looks like a cougar soccer mom who had a bit too much surgery. That said, I love him.
@NeverEnough: Clearly not as much as anyone willing to … well… you know.
“[O]ne of pop’s greatest mysteries” — srsly? What part of “What I really need to do/Is find myself a brand-new lover” strikes one as “mysterious”? Boy George is the fuckin’ Sphinx by comparison.
But Pete Burns has always been a bit of a buffoon. You want to talk about reality-show casualties, Flavor Flav wins that crown. He was the scariest PE member because, unlike Chuck or Griff, there was a certain malevolence and unpredictability to his schtick. That’s all gone now.
@kisskisskiss: Yeah, my devotion stops at mouth-to-anal. I’m a prude like that.
@mike a: I always wonder how Flavor Flav and Chuck D can get up on that stage and do those songs they wrote about people like them before they became people like them.