Riskay Finally Makes Video, Fails To Smell Yo Dick

riskay.jpgMonths after her viral moment, Riskay has finally made a video for “Smell Yo Dick,” the song about how she thinks you’re cheating and that she needs to smell yo dick. The low-budget clip features plenty of charming moments, like the sequence in which Riskay, wearing nothing but lingerie and white-frilled panties, pours bleach all over her boyfriend’s clothes while he stomps around angrily outside. Problem is, she never smells his dick! You can’t have the phrase “can I smell yo dick?” repeat a dozen times in a song and not even imply the smelling of said dick. We don’t have to see genitalia, but someone should definitely be seen going in for a whiff.

And why does she care about this lardass in the first place?

Riskay Feat. Aviance & Real - Smell Yo Dick [YouTube]

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11 Responses to “Riskay Finally Makes Video, Fails To Smell Yo Dick”

  1. by Dead Air ummm Dead Air at 4:26 am

    Why does Raven Simone want to smell some dick?

    Also, if this were deadspin…”Martin Lawerence really let himself go….”

  2. by bcapirigi at 4:26 am

    who says we don’t have to see genitalia?

  3. by Ned Raggett at 4:37 am

    @bcapirigi: …to have a good time, oh no.

  4. by at 4:44 am

    Ah, young love.
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  5. by at 4:53 am

    No matter how much you think you know about sex and dating, this song just goes to show there is always more you can learn!

  6. by jackiekennedy at 5:55 am

    there was some pretty sweet product placement in that video. iphones and walmart brand bleach sales are going to soar.

  7. by Nunya B at 7:45 am

    @jackiekennedy: Oh my god, the entire budget went to the ten million iPhones in that video. It really interfered with my suspension of disbelief.

    I like Riskay’s choice of nightwear, though. Because it’s CRAZY.

  8. by Cfredl54 at 8:03 am

    Love me some Riskay, but she obviously jacked the whole bleaching the clothes act from the Destiny’s Child “emotions” video.

  9. by Captain Wrong at 9:02 am

    The video improves this already awesome song by a magnitude of 20.

  10. by sncreducer at 4:41 am

    Can we talk about the tubby guy chillin’ with the blonde girl in the club … in a SNICKERS logo jacket?!

  11. by jetblackturd at 11:09 am

    @sncreducer: Dickers, more like.

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