Months after her viral moment, Riskay has finally made a video for “Smell Yo Dick,” the song about how she thinks you’re cheating and that she needs to smell yo dick. The low-budget clip features plenty of charming moments, like the sequence in which Riskay, wearing nothing but lingerie and white-frilled panties, pours bleach all over her boyfriend’s clothes while he stomps around angrily outside. Problem is, she never smells his dick! You can’t have the phrase “can I smell yo dick?” repeat a dozen times in a song and not even imply the smelling of said dick. We don’t have to see genitalia, but someone should definitely be seen going in for a whiff.
And why does she care about this lardass in the first place?
Why does Raven Simone want to smell some dick?
Also, if this were deadspin…”Martin Lawerence really let himself go….”
who says we don’t have to see genitalia?
@bcapirigi: …to have a good time, oh no.
Ah, young love.
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No matter how much you think you know about sex and dating, this song just goes to show there is always more you can learn!
there was some pretty sweet product placement in that video. iphones and walmart brand bleach sales are going to soar.
@jackiekennedy: Oh my god, the entire budget went to the ten million iPhones in that video. It really interfered with my suspension of disbelief.
I like Riskay’s choice of nightwear, though. Because it’s CRAZY.
The video improves this already awesome song by a magnitude of 20.
@sncreducer: Dickers, more like.
Can we talk about the tubby guy chillin’ with the blonde girl in the club … in a SNICKERS logo jacket?!
Love me some Riskay, but she obviously jacked the whole bleaching the clothes act from the Destiny’s Child “emotions” video.