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Blind-Item Bleh: How On Earth Did The Term “Booger Sugar” Get Past A Copyeditor?

booger_movie_poster_892319_l.jpg“Which ’sensitive’ heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can’t go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.” [Gatecrasher / Pic via swruler9284]

 
By Maura at 10:30 AM on Fri Apr 25 2008
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  • Anonymous

    Rick Astley

  • Mr. Praline

    Little Richard?

  • Rob Murphy

    Andrew Lloyd Webber?

  • Whigged

    David Lee Roth?

  • luciluce666

    The ghost of fat Elvis!

  • Rob Murphy

    Andrea Bocelli?

  • Anonymous

    Sisqo?

  • Anonymous Communist

    "Copy editor" is two words.


    [/copy editor]

  • luciluce666

    Tiny Tim?

  • silkyjumbo

    my go-to joke name is john mayer, but i think that might be the right answer.

  • Rob Murphy

    Flavor Flav?

  • natepatrin

    Barry Dworkin of the Gas Station Dogs.

  • luciluce666

    Chupacabra?

  • Rob Murphy

    Sanjaya Malakar?

  • KinetiQ

    Spoiler alert: almost all of them.


    Not the most awkward slang for coke I've heard though; that award goes to "peruvian marching powder."

  • Rob Murphy

    Queen Latifah?

  • Camp Tiger Claw

    Bronson Arroyo

  • Rob Murphy

    Joe Jonas?

    Kevin Jonas?


    Nick Jonas?

  • luciluce666

    Stevie Wonder?

  • Wasp vs Stryper

    John Mayer or James Blunt

  • Thierry

    David Archuleta?

  • ObtuseIntolerant

    @Rob Murphy: HEY now. 0_o

  • Rob Murphy

    Nicole Scherzinger?

  • Anonymous

    @Rob Murphy: Oh, I get it, a "blind" item joke.

  • the earl grey

    wasp vs stryper is right

  • Rob Murphy

    @ScarletMurphy: Actually, no. I didn't make that connection at all, and I apologize for it.


    I denounce and reject my own joke.

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