“Which ‘sensitive’ heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can’t go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.” [Gatecrasher / Pic via swruler9284]
Blind-Item Bleh: How On Earth Did The Term “Booger Sugar” Get Past A Copyeditor?
April 25th, 2008 // 26 Comments
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Rick Astley
Little Richard?
Andrew Lloyd Webber?
David Lee Roth?
The ghost of fat Elvis!
Andrea Bocelli?
Sisqo?
“Copy editor” is two words.
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Tiny Tim?
my go-to joke name is john mayer, but i think that might be the right answer.
Flavor Flav?
Barry Dworkin of the Gas Station Dogs.
Chupacabra?
Sanjaya Malakar?
Spoiler alert: almost all of them.
Not the most awkward slang for coke I’ve heard though; that award goes to “peruvian marching powder.”
Queen Latifah?
Bronson Arroyo
Joe Jonas?
Kevin Jonas?
Nick Jonas?
Stevie Wonder?
John Mayer or James Blunt
David Archuleta?
@Rob Murphy: HEY now. 0_o
Nicole Scherzinger?
@Rob Murphy: Oh, I get it, a “blind” item joke.
wasp vs stryper is right
@ScarletMurphy: Actually, no. I didn’t make that connection at all, and I apologize for it.
I denounce and reject my own joke.