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Blind-Item Bleh: How On Earth Did The Term “Booger Sugar” Get Past A Copyeditor?

booger_movie_poster_892319_l.jpg“Which ’sensitive’ heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can’t go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.” [Gatecrasher / Pic via swruler9284]

10:30 AM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Maura

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26 Responses to “Blind-Item Bleh: How On Earth Did The Term “Booger Sugar” Get Past A Copyeditor?”

  1. by ObtuseIntolerant at 1:28 am

    @Rob Murphy: HEY now. 0_o

  2. by Rob Murphy at 1:37 am

    Nicole Scherzinger?

  3. by at 7:33 am

    @Rob Murphy: Oh, I get it, a “blind” item joke.

  4. by at 10:38 am

    Rick Astley

  5. by Mr. Praline at 10:52 am

    Little Richard?

  6. by Rob Murphy at 10:53 am

    Andrew Lloyd Webber?

  7. by Whigged at 10:59 am

    David Lee Roth?

  8. by luciluce666 at 11:04 am

    The ghost of fat Elvis!

  9. by Rob Murphy at 11:10 am

    Andrea Bocelli?

  10. by at 11:15 am

    Sisqo?

  11. by Anonymous Communist at 11:19 am

    “Copy editor” is two words.

    [/copy editor]

  12. by luciluce666 at 11:30 am

    Tiny Tim?

  13. by silkyjumbo at 11:40 am

    my go-to joke name is john mayer, but i think that might be the right answer.

  14. by Rob Murphy at 11:46 am

    Flavor Flav?

  15. by natepatrin at 11:55 am

    Barry Dworkin of the Gas Station Dogs.

  16. by luciluce666 at 11:56 am

    Chupacabra?

  17. by Rob Murphy at 12:05 pm

    Sanjaya Malakar?

  18. by KinetiQ at 12:09 pm

    Spoiler alert: almost all of them.

    Not the most awkward slang for coke I’ve heard though; that award goes to “peruvian marching powder.”

  19. by Rob Murphy at 12:16 pm

    Queen Latifah?

  20. by Camp Tiger Claw at 12:16 pm

    Bronson Arroyo

  21. by Rob Murphy at 12:24 pm

    Joe Jonas?
    Kevin Jonas?
    Nick Jonas?

  22. by luciluce666 at 12:31 pm

    Stevie Wonder?

  23. by Wasp vs Stryper at 12:36 pm

    John Mayer or James Blunt

  24. by Thierry at 12:42 pm

    David Archuleta?

  25. by the earl grey at 1:53 am

    wasp vs stryper is right

  26. by Rob Murphy at 7:36 am

    @ScarletMurphy: Actually, no. I didn’t make that connection at all, and I apologize for it.

    I denounce and reject my own joke.

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