The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape: Proof That No Celebrity Is Safe From This Nation’s Constant Wank Mining

AP060516039405.jpgVivid Entertainment is releasing a 45-minute DVD purporting to be a sex tape of Jimi Hendrix, and from the description, it sounds like the tape is definitely maybe Hendrix. Or an impersonator. Or, y’know, some dude who has an Afro and rings on his fingers. As the New York Times describes it: “The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times. The film has no audio.”

Leaving aside the distastefulness of digging up someone’s corpse in order to make a buck from those people who are so desperate for something new to jerk off to, they’ll pay to see their long-departed guitar heroes (or their professional doppelgangers) in flagrante, the question remains: Hasn’t anyone who’s seen footage of Hendrix playing guitar pretty much know what his during-sex facial expressions were like anyway? In case you need a refresher course, there’s a clip of my favorite Hendrix track, “Fire”–complete with song-opening tongue waggle!–below.

Jimi Hendrix – Fire Woodstock 1969 Live [YouTube]
Supposed Hendrix Sex Tape Is Offered [NYT]
[Photo: AP]

 
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  1. Captain Wrong  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2008

    Get the Plaster Casters on the phone. They could positively identify Jimi from that description.

    Also, if this is real, expect the Hendrix estate to sue the hell out of Vivid and release their own super, deluxe (overpriced) edition.

  2. Chris N.  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2008

    “The DVD includes commentary from two women who met Hendrix and say they believe the tape is real: Pamela Des Barres, the author of ‘I’m With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie’ (1987), and Cynthia Albritton, better known as Cynthia Plaster Caster.”

  3. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2008

    @Chris N.: “(Mr. Hirsch said both women were paid for their contributions to the video but declined to be more specific.)”

    call me cynical, but…

  4. sicksteanein  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2008

    Which hand does he use for the “ending”?

  5. cockfightbarmitzvah  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2008

    So is this a good time or bad time to announce the release of the Reba McEntire sex tape I’ve been holding onto?

  6. NotPop  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2008

    What a riff!
    I saw Billy Childish cover this the other night. It really brought out the latent punk rocker in Londoners. The crowed snapped from subdued to throwing beer and storming the stage.

    Sorry, this is OT.

    Um….Billy Childish wank tape next?

    ..with Tracey Emin??

    oooh. I feel ill.

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