“Rolling Stone” To Readers: Buy This Magazine Or We’ll Have To Figure Out More Ways To Pander To Non-Music Fans While Subtly Making Fun Of Our Cover Subjects

thehillllls.jpgOne would think that RS‘ head honchos would have held the $25k-a-throw hooker story for pairing with the inevitable Ashley Alexandra Dupre cover, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

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11 Responses to ““Rolling Stone” To Readers: Buy This Magazine Or We’ll Have To Figure Out More Ways To Pander To Non-Music Fans While Subtly Making Fun Of Our Cover Subjects”

  1. by at 1:50 am

    Oh, sad, RS! If it’s not another “Best Whatever Ever” issue or a “Jann Panders to the Boomers” issue, it’s a completely wrong cover story like this. Or Zac Efron.

  2. by Varina at 1:50 am

    Oh, sad, RS! If it’s not another “Best Whatever Ever” issue or a “Jann Panders to the Boomers” issue, it’s a completely wrong cover story like this. Or Zac Efron.

  3. by AL at 1:51 am

    Ugh @ the word choice under The Roots.

  4. by Jay-C at 1:51 am

    Everyone’s mad a Vanity Fair, meanwhile there’s a slumber party going on at Rolling Stone…

  5. by NickEddy at 2:17 am

    Ha! From the comments at the RS page:

    LOVE THE COVER! Hate that someone looks trashy. It really affects the ora of the cover. I wish you could have just done Lauren, Lo and Whitney

    The ‘ora, the ‘ora!

  6. by Jay-C at 2:21 am

    @NickEddy: “Kiss my ora, Dora…It’s real Angora…”

  7. by Chris N. at 2:41 am

    How bout you, fauna? You wanna?

  8. by bcapirigi at 2:49 am

    their ‘four trampy girls in their underwear matched with a caption about escort services’ joke (if it is a joke) annoys me. much like how i’m annoyed by pictures of kristen bell on the cover of cosmo, matched with a caption for an article called ‘do your boobs look weird?’

  9. by Greek McPapadopoulos at 4:21 am

    If I hadn’t stopped caring about RS a decade ago, this sure would have done the trick.

  10. by I Thought Police at 5:37 am

    is this sort of like the desperate measures of insightfully pointing out to the world for the first time ever that the Doors really suck?

    That was a doozy.

  11. by Cam/ron at 7:37 am

    I love the combination of the $25K escorts headline, “Hillary’s Bitter Endgame” and the Hills ladies in their underwear. Desperation all around!

  12. by at 2:31 am

    Reminds me so much of when the Spice Girls were on RS’s cover, which was the official moment in my youth in which I wrote off RS. No thanks for the memories, Jann!

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