Mariah Carey and former Nickelodeon star Nick Cannon–shown here in 2005, back when Nick was still playing to the green slime crowd–have tied the knot, according to reports. (Guess she didn’t mind getting a slightly used engagement ring.) I’m hoping that this means I’ll soon be heading to my local multiplex to see a Drumline 2, only it’s also going to bring all the characters from Glitter (especially the disappearing cat!) into its world, have an awkward unplanned pregnancy “B” storyline, and end with a marching-band performance of “I Didn’t Mean To Turn You On.” [Rap-Up / Photo: Getty]
Mariah’d Bliss
May 1st, 2008 // 7 Comments
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Nick deserves credit for rocking the V Weekend look all the way back in the day.
I still, still, still am, for the life of me all like “Oh word?! Fo’real!” in regards to this story. Not the marriage, nor the ring, or the “engagement”, just the simple fact that Mariah Carey and Nick ffing Canon might possibly be an item. Like, how? Really? Is this to help her move records?… Is there a new season of Wildin’ Out to promote?… So many thoughts, so many questions…uh, What does Da Brat and/or “Shantee and Nay-Nay” think about this?… I don’t know what I’m saying… It’s like “Rihanna and Chris Brown” for the grown up set… God. I don’t know what I’m saying…
Wow, she really will stop at nothing to beat that Beatles record, will she…
Consider the source? Rap-Up’s “latest” print issue — dated Dec/Jan ’08 — screams on its cover: “Nicole Scherzinger: Too Hot To Handle!”
@Rob Murphy: Getting ditched by Wal-Mart probably hurt. But they do have confirmation from Da Brat!
Whatever. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, beats the ULTIMATE promo-package Britney Spears used the last couple of years.
Me and Mariah go back like babies and pacifiers. Good for her!