Mariah’d Bliss
Mariah Carey and former Nickelodeon star Nick Cannon–shown here in 2005, back when Nick was still playing to the green slime crowd–have tied the knot, according to reports. (Guess she didn’t mind getting a slightly used engagement ring.) I’m hoping that this means I’ll soon be heading to my local multiplex to see a Drumline 2, only it’s also going to bring all the characters from Glitter (especially the disappearing cat!) into its world, have an awkward unplanned pregnancy “B” storyline, and end with a marching-band performance of “I Didn’t Mean To Turn You On.” [Rap-Up / Photo: Getty]
