Well, it’s nice to know that hanging around the lower reaches of the Billboard 200′s top 20 for longer than a week or two can still give some people enough delusions to think that they have money to burn. Or at least singe. [YouTube via Nah Right]
Nope, I Still Don’t Get The Whole Rick Ross Thing
May 1st, 2008 // 4 Comments
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The only time/way I’ve understood Rick Ross was when Spank Rock chopped two verses of “Hustlin’” on their Fabriclive mix. He sounds infinitely better slowed down and sludgy rhyming over Simian Mobile Disco, and later still when his beats are swapped for little drops of CSS dissonance; any other way seems ridiculously bland. But I do dig his lumberjack-esque beard.
@CloudCarrier: you meant Bin Laden beard, right?
@hastings: He wishes he looked as good as Bin Laden. He looks like Issac Hayes gone to seed. He looks like Hot Buttered Soul with a side of chicken and waffles.
@Clevertrousers:Ross’ swag is predicated on being big, bold, and “beautiful.” Better he overeat than come down with Marfan’s.