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There's not one word or image on that cover that would entice me to buy that.

Is interviewing Lil Wayne about current affairs really on anyone's radar?

Didn't Chuck Klosterman write about the Hispanic Emo fad years ago? I mean, sure it's sort of current events, but still.

198 downloads? Something tells somoene at Blender is a big X-Men fan...

I'm moderatly aware of who Tila Tequila is (myspace and MTV show, right), but geez, that girl has a giant head.

And of course, every men's mag reader wants to read about The Jonas Brothers. So ironic, Blender. Way too cool and clever for me...

That girl is like a walking yeast infection. No thanks.

No Danity Kane, no credibility.

@DaeSu: Can you feel the STDs growing on you from here, too?

well now I have to go the clinic for a test

I've always been creeped out by the fact that she looks like a tarted up child beauty pageant contestant.

Whoever it was that reviewed the first season of A Shot At Love for the New York Times described Tila Tequila as looking like an alarmingly buff cartoon chipmunk, and ever since I've been unable to view her as an actual human being.

I just don't find her attractive in any way.

Miss Tequila appears to have forgotten to put on pants before she was photographed.

A hentai character come to life, that one.

@unperson: That's all right. She isn't one.

@Maura Johnston: Right after I hit the submit button, I'll be heading to the "feminine products" section in CVS. . .

If her head were any larger, she'd look like a living Bratz doll.

Wait just a minute here- isn't Blender under a new regime? Isn't said regime in production power at this point? If so, this is just disgusting, Joe Levy.

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Joe Levy's doing his best to curb overpopulation. Makes me droop. Meanwhile, his old digs have The Hills on the cover. And this is how they respond to dwindling ad revenue?
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To Levy's credit, they photographed Jack White in the same outfit, but he didn't pull it off as well.

How can all of you ignore the vicious rock wars in Mexico!?!?

Also, no. That head is HUUUGE!

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm still sorta dismayed that the combination of showing your boobs and telling people incessantly that you're famous WORKS. What year is this? And can I go back in time to 1994?

So, I'm gay and even my "gayicondar" just broke trying to find something sexy or fun about Tila. That's why I ask the straight dudes: REAAAAALLY, GUYS? REALLY?

My Blender subscription expired at just the right time.

@mexiback: Don't blame straight dudes. Blame the fools in suits at MTV. They insist on foisting her upon the masses

I just realized how Tila Tequila is like real tequila -- she makes me angry, often induces me to vomit, and she's probably got a worm up inside her somewhere.