Comments on: Guys Want Her, Girls Want Her, Blender Has Her, Can Keep Her

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:14:33 +0000

Just keep buying real music, folks. She'll go away.

I think.

By: mexiback

mexiback — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:59:20 +0000

So, I’m gay and even my “gayicondar” just broke trying to find something sexy or fun about Tila. That’s why I ask the straight dudes: REAAAAALLY, GUYS? REALLY?

By: Jasonbob7

Jasonbob7 — Tue, 06 May 2008 08:07:15 +0000

@mexiback: Don't blame straight dudes. Blame the fools in suits at MTV. They insist on foisting her upon the masses

I just realized how Tila Tequila is like real tequila -- she makes me angry, often induces me to vomit, and she's probably got a worm up inside her somewhere.

By: tenners

tenners — Tue, 06 May 2008 05:14:07 +0000

My Blender subscription expired at just the right time.

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:31:29 +0000

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but I’m still sorta dismayed that the combination of showing your boobs and telling people incessantly that you’re famous WORKS. What year is this? And can I go back in time to 1994?

By: Barry White Stripes, Office LW

Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:24:52 +0000

How can all of you ignore the vicious rock wars in Mexico!?!?

Also, no. That head is HUUUGE!

By: Dan Gibson

Dan Gibson — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:55:39 +0000

To Levy’s credit, they photographed Jack White in the same outfit, but he didn’t pull it off as well.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:57:24 +0000

Joe Levy's doing his best to curb overpopulation. Makes me droop. Meanwhile, his old digs have The Hills on the cover. And this is how they respond to dwindling ad revenue?
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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:39:49 +0000

Wait just a minute here- isn’t Blender under a new regime? Isn’t said regime in production power at this point? If so, this is just disgusting, Joe Levy.

By: Varina

Varina — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:39:49 +0000

Wait just a minute here- isn’t Blender under a new regime? Isn’t said regime in production power at this point? If so, this is just disgusting, Joe Levy.

By: natepatrin

natepatrin — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:37:12 +0000

If her head were any larger, she’d look like a living Bratz doll.

By: DaeSu

DaeSu — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:16:09 +0000

@Maura Johnston: Right after I hit the submit button, I'll be heading to the "feminine products" section in CVS. . .

By: Empire

Empire — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:59:46 +0000

@unperson: That's all right. She isn't one.

By: Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:59:18 +0000

A hentai character come to life, that one.

By: Clare

Clare — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:58:45 +0000

Miss Tequila appears to have forgotten to put on pants before she was photographed.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:58:26 +0000

I just don’t find her attractive in any way.

By: unperson

unperson — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:55:56 +0000

Whoever it was that reviewed the first season of A Shot At Love for the New York Times described Tila Tequila as looking like an alarmingly buff cartoon chipmunk, and ever since I've been unable to view her as an actual human being.

By: dollywould

dollywould — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:46:54 +0000

I’ve always been creeped out by the fact that she looks like a tarted up child beauty pageant contestant.

By: Jerkwheat

Jerkwheat — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:45:31 +0000

well now I have to go the clinic for a test

By: pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:45:31 +0000

well now I have to go the clinic for a test