Idolator
Thirty years from now, John Mayer will look at the last few years as the best of his life. That's if he isn't getting blown by one of our daughters (who love like you do) in the Oval Office Bathroom after a hacky-sack game with the other members of the G8. Not only is he checking off every Rolling Stone cover star he ever masturbated to in high school, getting feathered haircuts, and enjoying a top 20 single from the freaking Bucket List soundtrack, he's making short films for Funny Or Die with cast members of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, and The 40-Year-Old Virgin. I don't know whether to hate the guy or see if he's interested in hiring a blog consultant. Looking for a Turtle, John? I could be Turtle.
Dude gets to hang out with Haverchuck! Don't fly too high, Icarus.
Makin' Music With John Mayer [Funny Or Die via ONTD]
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Agreed. I know its not "cool" to like him (and personaly, my reaction to his music is "eh"), but I think the dude is funny. His VH-1(?) special a few years ago was good, as was his appearance on the Chappelle Show. I've heard his stand-up sucks, but in prepared/edited pieces, he not bad. I'd even say pretty good.
Plus, it would be worth it to hang out with him just for the girls.
I don't like him, but then again I'd probably let him bone me.
I'm so confused.
@How do I say this ... THROWDINI!: I'm with you. I'm not a fan of his music, but he seems like a guy I'd hang out with. I get the impression that he's a pretty down to earth dude.
@How do I say this ... THROWDINI!: Also, personally, I don't know whether a word is spelled incorrectly unless there is a red squiggly underneath. Damn you public education!
John Mayer has just coke farted his way into my heart.
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