Lindsay Lohan’s Long Island Roots Are Showing All Over Her New Single

AP080428029815.jpgAnother Lindsay Lohan album? Why not, when everything else about the music business is in Titanic-redecoration mode? Thankfully, she seems to have given up on the overly parenthetical titles for “Bossy,” the first song from the album to leak. From the bratty lyrics to the Shep Pettibone dime-store synths, the Ne-Yo-written/Stargate-produced track sounds like it was conceived during a particularly debaucherous night of cruising Hempstead Turnpike, hanging out at Spit, and filling up on hangover-prevention food at the Empress Diner. Make of that judgment what you will; I happen to think that the results are completely acceptable for, say, a late-night trip down the Northern State Parkway. (And I’d like to give special props to whatever studio engineer had to scrape the cigarettes-and-whiskey edge of La Lohan’s voice–she sounds like a changed woman!) [MINIMP3CENTER]

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9 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Long Island Roots Are Showing All Over Her New Single”

  1. by at 3:09 am

    yeesh…the lyrics make me dislike her even more. not that she likely wrote them.

  2. by cganz at 3:41 am

    Maura, the first line of this song is “Stop touching me without permission.” I love it. (Meet me at Utopia at 6!)

  3. by Dick Laurent is dead. at 4:21 am

    This makes my heart hurt, like little knives being jabbed into it by a hyperactive 12-year old.

  4. by luciluce666 at 4:40 am

    The beat is composed entirely of coke farts.

  5. by natepatrin at 5:21 am

    @luciluce666: Man, Timbaland will produce for anyone now.

  6. by OingoBobo at 5:22 am

    I was wondering when I’d get to hear her, ever.
    @luciluce666: Is that a real side effect? Just curious yo.

  7. by at 6:44 am

    Why do I suddenly want Disco Fries?

  8. by Maura Johnston at 7:00 am

    @owenmeany: I call shotgun!

  9. by narymary at 8:20 am

    Her 5 note range is amazing!

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