May 9th, 2008 // 6 Comments

mustaine.gifDave Mustaine is expanding his coffee business into the “coffee-of-the-month club” realm. For just $19.99 a month, you can drink the Megadeth frontman’s favorite java as you read the paper and fume about the United Nations–just like he does! First up: “This PERUVIAN coffee was so pleasing to taste and had the right boost I needed in the morning for me to prepare for another day of shredding!” Oh, and he prefers it to be dark-roasted. [Legends Cup Coffee; HT Jon Solomon]


  1. Tenno

    You know…. this is lame beyond belief. Come on Dave, I expect this crap from KISS not you.

  2. FionaScrapple

    Ok, I just ordered a bag of the dark-roasted PERUVIAN blend for myself and a Mustaine Mega-Mug for my Deth-addled little brother.

    I will check back in and let you know how it went.

    BTW, the site also has coffee products endorsed by Bill Goldberg and Charlie “Anthrax Drummer” Benante. Odd, to say the least.

  3. Empire

    Ah yes, I remember the jingle, “Symphony of Fresh-Roasted Aromas.”

    Is this where they came up with the idea for that episode of Metalocalypse?

  4. Nicolars

    I want the mega-mug.

  5. Anonymous

    Sammy Hagar, in so many ways.

  6. FionaScrapple

    Ok, it’s in. The coffee is quite good, nothing incredible, and the Mega-mug is the talk of the office.

    Yay me!

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