Suge Knight was knocked unconscious for several minutes on Saturday during a scuffle outside of a nightclub in Los Angeles. While Suge’s guards promptly delivered the kind of smackdown you’d expect, the victim of their aggression was able to make one connect, and good. We assume Chuck Phillips is already on the case, searching for anyone willing to say that Diddy planned the attack. [TMZ]
May 12th, 2008 // 4 Comments
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That’s what happens when you mess with Vanilla Ice.
Wait — Suge Knight still has guards?
[blog.newsok.com]
As satisfying as it must be to knock the shit out of Suge, it’s probably not worth it if you have to life the rest of your life with a size 13 Timberland bootprint where your face used to be.
@GhostOfDuane: Especially that, given Suge’s track record, the rest of your life will be very short indeed.