Jury selection in the R. Kelly trial continues with the tale of potential juror No. 37, a white male in his 60s who’s into mapmaking, Animal Planet, and 9/11 conspiracy theories revolving around the Pied Piper of R & B’s link to the Taliban. If not for the setting of this character sketch, I’d swear it was from an upcoming episode of Trapped In The Closet. [MTV]