AP070515028093.jpg Is this the end for Mutt Lange and Shania Twain’s ultimate marriage of convenience? The couple has announced their separation after fourteen years of wedded bliss. Presumably, Shania will join AC/DC, Def Leppard, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, and the Backstreet Boys in the pool of artists who could never again make a quality album after experiencing Mutt’s unparalleled knob-twiddling. [CMT News]

 
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  1. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on May 15th, 2008

    after experiencing Mutt’s unparalleled knob-twiddling

    You horrible man.

  2. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on May 15th, 2008

    Man! She’s Glad She Had That Prenup!

    If He Ain’t in It for Hits (She’s Outta Here!!)

    Whose Knobs Have Your Fingers Been Twiddlin’?

    I’m Gonna Dump Ya Good!

    [This stuff writes itself...]

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 15th, 2008

    Apparently, the woman Steve Earle called “The highest-paid lapdancer in Nashville” has hung up her pasties.
    [blog.newsok.com]

  4. Dick Laurent is dead.  |   Posted on May 15th, 2008

    @Ned Raggett: Hahahaha! Beat me to it.

  5. Kate Richardson  |   Posted on May 16th, 2008

    Not still the one.

  6. Thierry  |   Posted on May 16th, 2008

    Party for one.

  7. Rob Murphy  |   Posted on May 16th, 2008

    I’ll be with you for never and for no ways…

  8. Rob Murphy  |   Posted on May 16th, 2008

    @Chris Molanphy: Dude, you’re so right — this post has way too few “!”’s and “()”’s and “(!)”’s…

  9. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 16th, 2008

    Ew, even his name is gross.

  10. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 16th, 2008

    You KNOW he wasn’t takin’ good care of DAT AZZZZ.

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