Is this the end for Mutt Lange and Shania Twain’s ultimate marriage of convenience? The couple has announced their separation after fourteen years of wedded bliss. Presumably, Shania will join AC/DC, Def Leppard, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, and the Backstreet Boys in the pool of artists who could never again make a quality album after experiencing Mutt’s unparalleled knob-twiddling. [CMT News]
May 15th, 2008 // 10 Comments
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after experiencing Mutt’s unparalleled knob-twiddling
You horrible man.
Man! She’s Glad She Had That Prenup!
If He Ain’t in It for Hits (She’s Outta Here!!)
Whose Knobs Have Your Fingers Been Twiddlin’?
I’m Gonna Dump Ya Good!
[This stuff writes itself...]
Apparently, the woman Steve Earle called “The highest-paid lapdancer in Nashville” has hung up her pasties.
[blog.newsok.com]
@Ned Raggett: Hahahaha! Beat me to it.
Not still the one.
Party for one.
I’ll be with you for never and for no ways…
@Chris Molanphy: Dude, you’re so right — this post has way too few “!”‘s and “()”‘s and “(!)”‘s…
Ew, even his name is gross.
You KNOW he wasn’t takin’ good care of DAT AZZZZ.