Idolator

Thanks to the producers wanting to suck as much fun out of this week's American Idol finale as possible, "Tainted Love"-singing, purple-streaked American Idol hopeful Danny Noriega will not be in attendance, apparently because Nigel Lythgoe & Co. first made him beg for a ticket and then told him "uh-uh, sorry, it's full" after watching his dog and pony show. I hope this means that The Soup will have him on for a Very Special Guest Appearance this Friday! [rickey.org]