Despite the attention their weekend nuptials received, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have left most of the quote-feeding to the anonymous sources who tip off the tabloids. Aside from that glorious “rock n’ romance” interview for People–in which Pete revealed that Ashlee without makeup reminds him of when he was little in the summer, back when he had a boner for Jessica Rabbit–there hasn’t been much chatter from the couple themselves as to what makes their union so magical, so worthy of our attention. So here are five clips that help capture the essence of the Hot Topic generation’s romance for the ages.

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“I’m locked down with a lady right now…”

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“Baby, get me the Cheetos!”

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“Why don’t girls have pockets, again?” “Because they have boyfriends, silly!”

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“Disney movies…” “she’s pretty awesome naked.”

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“It’s nice that he understands my life and we understand each other… and are like able to work that out and…you know, like, we have our own personal relationship, too, and you know, he kind of keeps me grounded.”

Aww, it’s nice to have your own personal relationship with someone. Good luck, kids! May you never be caught crying “you can have what’s left of me!” at 3 a.m. on Vh1.

Pete Wentz On The Hot 30 [YouTube]
Ashlee Simpson Pretending To Be Pregnant [YouTube]
The Kids’ Choice Awards 2008 [YouTube]
Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson talk with Eric Blair 08 [YouTube]
Ashlee Simpson on her relationship with Pete Wentz [YouTube]
Ashlee Simpson + Pete Wentz (The Cure – Love Song) [YouTube]