Some sort of award should be handed out to the opening sentence of Dan Aquilante’s Zootopia review: “IN the concert shocker of the year, the teen star of the popular “Hannah Montana” TV series–Miley Cyrus–was totally naked under her clothes when she headlined Z100’s annual Zootopia concert Saturday at the Meadowlands.” Oh, Dan, Dan. It’s a nice effort, but everyone knows that “topless Miley Cyrus” is the real phrase that pays in the “maximizing your SEO” department. [NYP]