DMX Achieves Lamest Legal Woe Yet

AP080507027961.jpgDMX tends to get arrested for being high as all fuck while surrounded by guns and sickly pitbulls, but some new allegations aren’t criminal in a way that can either be hyped as bad-ass or written off as a proof of troubled times when (and if) his gospel album comes out. Police are now claiming that DMX, while suffering from pneumonia, checked into the Mayo Clinic in Scottsville, Ariz., under an alias in hopes of avoiding the bill. It’s even being alleged that he told a fellow patient that his bill would eventually be paid by “someone in the projects.”

According to Maricopa County Police, the rapper checked into The Mayo Clinic’s emergency room under the name Troy Smith and was treated for pneumonia during an eight hour stay.

DMX, born Earl Simmons, is being investigated for theft of services for giving the hospital false information including name and address for billing purposes, although the amount of the bill is not known.

According to The Arizona Republic, DMX used his real birth date when he checked in, while another patient claims the rapper said “someone in the projects” would receive the bill.

The real Troy Smith has yet to comment.

Police Claim Rapper DMX Scammed AZ Hospital [AllHipHop]

 
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  1. GhostOfDuane  |   Posted on May 19th, 2008

    Wow, that is even crazier than carjacking someone at JFK Airport with crack rock on you, then driving another car through a fence, then claiming to be a federal agent. Wait, no, that’s much crazier. But still, good lord, how does he come up with these crazy schemes? He must spend his time sitting around getting high and watching Roadrunner until crazy inspiration kicks in.

    Also he looks like Avon Barksdale in that photo.

  2. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 19th, 2008

    To be fair to DMX, those hospital bills are no joke….the eight hours he spent in bed probably cost more than what he’s made on his last four albums.

  3. EnsignMilkshake  |   Posted on May 19th, 2008

    Is that a photo of him taken right before he got the pneumonia treated? Doesn’t have that old DMX glow.

    Harder to get away with theft of services at a hospital when you have your photo taken at check-in. Not that I would know…

  4. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 19th, 2008

    Troy Smith is an asshole.

  5. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on May 20th, 2008

    Remember how Ohio State got killed by two SEC teams in a row? That was awesome.

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