Comments on: DMX Achieves Lamest Legal Woe Yet

By: Lucas Jensen

Lucas Jensen — Tue, 20 May 2008 07:06:15 +0000

Remember how Ohio State got killed by two SEC teams in a row? That was awesome.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:53:13 +0000

Troy Smith is an asshole.

By: EnsignMilkshake

EnsignMilkshake — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:13:06 +0000

Is that a photo of him taken right before he got the pneumonia treated? Doesn't have that old DMX glow.

Harder to get away with theft of services at a hospital when you have your photo taken at check-in. Not that I would know...

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:04:03 +0000

To be fair to DMX, those hospital bills are no joke….the eight hours he spent in bed probably cost more than what he’s made on his last four albums.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:13:34 +0000

Wow, that is even crazier than carjacking someone at JFK Airport with crack rock on you, then driving another car through a fence, then claiming to be a federal agent. Wait, no, that's much crazier. But still, good lord, how does he come up with these crazy schemes? He must spend his time sitting around getting high and watching Roadrunner until crazy inspiration kicks in.

Also he looks like Avon Barksdale in that photo.