The Law: Judge Tears Up Lou Pearlman's Heart, Sends Him To Prison For 25 Years

The Law

Judge Tears Up Lou Pearlman's Heart, Sends Him To Prison For 25 Years

Former boy-band impresario/pervy Ponzi scheme masterminder Lou Pearlman has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fleecing investors and banks out of $300 million over the course of 20 years, with the judge at his sentencing waving a book filled with letters from "his family, his close friends and people in their 70s and 80s who have lost their life savings" who wanted to see Pearlman serve hard time. Pearlman tried to delay his sentencing so he could get back on his feet—and out of bankruptcy—via profits from his latest boy band, the German/English/American US5, and their inevitable conquering of the American market. However, the judge was apparently familiar enough with the music industry's recent woes to realize that Pearlman was trying to pull yet another fast one with that little bit of posturing. The Timberlakes-in-training that the world will be missing out on, after the jump.

It's like 2000 never ended, isn't it?

Boy band mogul Pearlman sentenced to 25 years [Reuters]
US 5 TOO MUCH HEAVEN OFFICIAL VERSION [YouTube]

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12:20 PM on Wed May 21 2008
By Maura Johnston
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by Chris Molanphy at 01:18 PM on 05/21/08
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I love the guys that wear orange jumpsuits like a bitch
Prison food makes me sick
And I think it's cool with managers in the clink
By the summer, by the summer
by phaballa at 01:29 PM on 05/21/08
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Rhythm of Life is a WAY better US5 video. And 'In Da Club' is also amazing, but for a real treat, watch their homage to the Backstreet Boys in 'Just Because of You'.

+ Watch video
by Weezy F Baby at 01:36 PM on 05/21/08
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@phaballa: the scratching!
by canhazhipster at 01:46 PM on 05/21/08
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this post title made my day. feels like i never left high school.

ps why did the beegee's ok this song, let alone sing appear in their terrible video?!
by phaballa at 01:56 PM on 05/21/08
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@Weezy F Baby: Everything about that video is amazing. I mean, they can't sing, this is true. They lipsynch like crazy. But they're REALLY good dancers! And the smaller blond one has already had a gay-blowjob-in-a-public-bathroom scandal!

I maybe know a little too much about US5.
by owenmeany at 02:19 PM on 05/21/08
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Fatty.
by Jon Can Dance at 02:29 PM on 05/21/08
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What the hell is Vinnie Chase doing in this video? He should be re-cutting Medellin after the disaster in Cannes.
by jasonelias at 07:35 PM on 05/21/08
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25 years huh? See there are repercussions for creating N*Sync.
by TheMojoPin at 12:54 AM on 05/22/08
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All I can picture is someone screaming "SHUT THE HELL UP, COLONEL!!!" while "God Only Knows" plays in the background.