Warrant! They've lost their cherry, but that's no sin — they've still got the box that the cherry came in. The classic lineup recently wrapped up some warm-up gigs for the band's upcoming tour, and thankfully Jani Lane sounds like he's in good condition. I will always love these guys, if mostly for Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich, which I consider the best hair-metal album of all time. (Occasionally Appetite For Destruction overhears me saying this and threatens to kick my pussy ass, at which point, I back off and pay respect, secretly knowing that I'll never love it the way I love DRFSR.)
One of the great things about DRFSR is how the band attacks contradictory themes with the same ridonkulous relish. They're stoked to be rich, but they've only got 32 pennies in a Ragu jar! They want to go where the down boys go, but they're happy living in the sticks! In the middle of the night, in the pouring rain, Jani'll be there for the girl who thinks she isn't pretty no more, cuz he knows they'll find a way! "Hookers! Whores! A teenage slut on the bathroom floor! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm love! Oh yeah!" These schizos would seize any fucking day they got, livin' just to live it up. And when they threatened that big talk needs to be backed up, it sounded like a damn Irish jig. And if they lacked G N' R's misanthropic edge, a lot of great bands do, and I'm glad.
Jani and the band were at odds for a while, and Celebrity Fit Club and tales of Jani puking all over the bar at solo gigs didn't bode well for a reunion. So I'm glad to see they're back and playing Walker, Minn., before kicking off a summer tour with Cinderella and Lynch Mob.
Tour dates!!
July 2, Stockton Arena, Stockton, Calif.
July 3, Viejas Casion Concerts in the Park, Alpine, Calif.
July 4, Gibson Amphitheater, Universal City, Calif.
July 5, Sunset Station Casio, Henderson, Nev.
July 7, El Paso County Coliseum, El Paso, Texas
July 8, Dos Amigos, Odessa, Texas
July 11, Azteca Music Hall, Amarillo, Texas
July 12, Rocklahoma, Pryor, Okla.
July 13, Kay Yeager Amphitheater, Wichita Falls, Texas
July 17, Verizon Amphitheater, Houston
July 19, Time Warner Amphitheater, Cleveland
July 20, First Midwest Bank Amphitheater, Chicago
July 21, DTE, Clarkston, Mich.
July 22, Pier Six Pavilion, Baltimore
July 25, St. Pete Times Forum, Tampa, Fla.
July 26, Pompano Beach Amp, Pompano Beach, Fla.
July 27, Hard Rock Live, Orlando, Fla.
July 29, Ozark Empire Fair, Springfield, Mo.
August 1, Clearfield County Fair, Clearfield, Penn.
August 3, Brookhaven Amphitheater, Farmingville, N.Y.
August 10, Iowa State Fair, Des Moines
Here's "So Damn Pretty (Should Be Against The Law)" from the awe-inspiring Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich Live! video. If there's one thing Warrant wanted you to know with gigs like this, it was that they'd really love some post-show blow jobs.
Now if only they'd wear the leather trenchcoats again, because those baggy t-shirts aren't quite cutting it.
WARRANT: Footage Of Nashville Concert Available On YouTube [Blabbermoluth]
Warrant - Down Boys [YouTube]
Warrant - Heaven, Live In Walker, MN [YouTube]
Warrant - So Damn Pretty (Rare Version) [YouTube]







Comments
I can see that July 4th date being...something.
warrant was the first band i ever saw live. so much that i didn't understand about what they were singing about back then. WHAT HAPPENED TO INNOCENCE
i think cocked and loaded is better than DRFSR, but DRFSR is still probably top 10 for me.
Oh, it's awful...
OK. Three things:
1. You copped to liking DRFSR more than Appetite. Publicly. That takes balls.
2. Jani most certainly does not sound "good" in this clip. It's a tie with the Tesla dude's Eric Cartman impersonation at the Station Fire thingie.
3. Why do the verses in "Down Boys" sound like that Cars song?
I was all ready to snark until you reminded me about Down Boys. Warrant is still pretty candy ass, but that's a good single.
'Down Boys' is like pop perfection, right down to the subtle-as-a-bullet-to-the-skull sexual metaphors.
Right now I'm pissed because I can't find either of these cheap/cheesy TV ads for Warrant that ran endlessly on TV in LA, at least, back in 1990/91 or so. They both featured some 12-year-old dude in his room with Warrant posters everywhere and he was all dreaming about seeing them in concert -- these were then intercut with the five bandmembers individually saying things to the camera like "Yeah, we're coming to YOUR town!" and the like.
Oh man, in middle school my best friend proudly wore her DRFSR T -- like, every other day. It was a bold move for an otherwise popular girl.
i watched a few seconds of "down boys" and that stage looked really familiar. that's the wild horse in nashville, i believe. how was i not there?
what counts as hair metal? gnr never was metal, in my book. they're a rock band with big hair. the first few crue albums are classics, but "too fast for love" and "shout at the devil" aren't really hair metal albums.
if we're talking sunset strip, i'll take poison's "look what the cat dragged in," ratt's "out of the cellar" and la guns' debut. and autograph's "sign in please" is a good time capsule of the era.
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Wasn't it only yesterday that Jani was on some Heavy Metal retrospective -- a beaten, battered man lost somewhere between Has-Beenville and Alchoholics City. I must admit, I grabbed DRFSR off the cassette shelf pretty quickly back in '89 and it stayed in the boombox for awhile. But I gotta agree with Maura, as good as they were there was a lot better in that town back then including LA Guns and more, even George Lynch's old band (at least musically).
I'm not sure there is a definition of metal that Shout At The Devil wouldn't fit under.
Apropos of nothing perhaps, my now ex-husband wore a DRFSR Warrant shirt under his fancy tux shirt at our wedding.
I'd go see that show, but not because of Warrant. George Lynch, yeah. THAT'S metal. Hot, shreddy, molten, liquid metal! I liked Cinderella, too, before Tom Keifer got a little too bluesey. They had some solid riffs on "Night Sounds." I can't imagine Keifer still being able to sing, though. To me, back in the 1980s, he sounded like he was just one or two throat-rasps away from being permanently mute.
That's a good lineup for a tour(if the Lynch Mob has their first singer). And Cinderella can still bring it live(they did a couple of years ago). Warrant's first album was pretty good, but the "Heaven" video forever put them in the cheese time capsule.
Look at the WICKED MULLET on the dude in front of the chubby chick with the black & white-striped shirt in the crowd!
NOICE.
Hey, no one in that crowd (or on stage for that matter) has done a sit-up since 1986.
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