Rivers Cuomo Rifles Through YouTube’s “Most Played” List

chocolateweez.pngThe video for Weezer’s “Pork And Beans” is now online, and it’s basically a goof on the E-list stars of the Internet video age: Tay Zonday, Chris Crocker, K-Fed, Miss South Carolina, the Numa Numa Guy, and Dramatic Chipmunk all make appearances with the band, in what I guess is supposed to continue Weezer’s “we are totally messing with all of you” shtick and double as some sort of metacommentary on “fame” in the current era. (You know, like the MTV Video Music Awards! Except with fewer headache-inducing jump cuts.) Personally I think the funniest thing about the clip is how the version streaming from Weezer’s YouTube page is unembeddable on outside sites, but I suspect that particular quirk is actually the result of Universal Music Group’s walled-garden policies regarding YouTube and not something that was painstakingly overthought out by Rivers et al. Embedding enabled! There goes the humor value. Clip after the jump.

Weezer – Pork & Beans [YouTube]

 
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  1. Dead Air ummm Dead Air  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    You know,

    This parody gag was old when South Park did it 3 months ago.

  2. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Lame idea, but points for execution. I’m impressed they bothered to round up all these people, even if this Weezer video is probably the most exciting thing on Crocker’s and Zonday’s calendar for all of ‘08.

    Still: they’re at least a year behind Barenaked Ladies, no?

  3. Weezy F Baby  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    i wanted to hate this but its just so light-hearted.

  4. amandacobra  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    This is like a compilation of everything that annoyed me in the past 12 months set to the music of a band that has annoyed me for the past 12 years.

    Oh yeah, and this will be HUGE. When a music video parody of viral videos becomes a viral video sensation, does the world implode upon itself? All I’m saying is that I always knew Weezer would somehow be involved in the end of days.

  5. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    I had high hopes for their new album, but the first single is just so…blah. I don’t even know if I’ll but his album, which is kind of sad because I was really excited for it.

  6. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    @pantycrickets: *this album

  7. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    @pantycrickets: *buy this album

    Christ!! I give up.

  8. Anthony Miccio  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    href=”#c5857445″>Weezy F Baby: Totally.

    I have to admit, when they showed all the virals and Weezer in the same room, right as the chorus hit, I choked up a little.

  9. NickEddy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Cuomo compassionately hugging Crockett (sp?) sorta make my week.

  10. amandacobra  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    @NickEddy:

    I know you meant Crocker but the idea of Rivers Cuomo compassionately hugging Crockett while Tubbs seethes with jealousy behind a pillar makes my weekend.

  11. tankboy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Found out from their publicist it’ll be embeddable tomorrow … but it still seems lame to not embed it immediately.

  12. tankboy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Aside from that I liked it.

  13. allyzay  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    this is terrible and shameless and ridiculous and what is with that child molester mustache?

  14. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    @avoncobra: I like the way you think.

  15. AthertonMerriweather  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    This new song is Shitcity. Very dissappointing.
    Didn’t Fall Out Boy just make this same video six months ago? That’s just…sad.

  16. TheContrarian  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Rivers says “I don’t give a hoot.” He’s like a rock ‘n’ roll Woodsy Owl!

    Oh, wait. . . Didn’t the owl actually give a hoot? I’m all confused anymore!

  17. Mick Kraut  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    @avoncobra: +1

    I keep holding out hope for the Mighty Weez only to have it repeatedly dashed…the GREEN album was wonderful, the first 3 tracks on MALADROIT were good and then with MAKE BELIEVE the wheels just came completely off the wagon…

    Having said that it is clear that I have learned nothing from these collected experiences as I pre-ordered the new record on iTunes last night…of course I am the same guy that kept buying +LIVE+ records up to V thinking that eventually they would be as good as THROWING COPPER and SECRET SAMAHDI again…

  18. TheRunningboard7  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    I watched the video without sound at work just now: it was still cute. I think what sold me was when the leave britney alone guy got a sympathy hug from cuomo. too cute for me.

  19. Cam/ron  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Yeah, the video appears to be two years too late on the cutting-edge scale but I still like it. The piece sits between the Muppets video and the videos where bored hipsters in coke-bottle glasses and ringer-tees invade the Playboy Mansion.

  20. musicmope  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Is this the modernized remake of Masked and Anonymous?

    K-Fed is unconvincing playing a man who wishes to improve Weezer’s sound.

    That said, for Nü-Weezer, the track is pretty good.

  21. FionaScrapple  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    This band is toast.

  22. tankboy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Listen kids, expecting River to craft another Pinkerton is like believing Liz will ever get back to Guyville … it ain’t gonna happen. So enjoy the hooks and leave it at that.

  23. saltwater  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2008

    Same chord progression as every other god Weezer song. I know this because I just tried to figure it out on guitar. Which is what good Weezer used to get out of me. But this isn’t very good. If you only watched the last minute you’ll see how much better the concept would be if they didn’t make every joke more than three times. Once the joke’s told, it’s old. They tried for the big finish, but… meh. Why does he sound like “Every Morning” era McGrath? Stink lines.

  24. Critic-proof. It’s the sound of a band enjoying itself without a fuck given to its detractors, which makes sense since that’s what the song is about. I hated this song the first time I heard it, but now I’ve gotten used to ignoring the lyrics and learned to love the unbridled joy.

    I haven’t heard “Troublemaker” but “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn)” is like some massive mind-fuck explosion that sounds like “Bohemian Rhapsody” if it were on Blue.

  25. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 26th, 2008

    I sorta stopped listening to Weezer with the Green album… and I heard they went to shit… but this honestly isn’t that bad. Infinitely better than “Beverly Hills.”

  26. I know this is old, but my two cents:
    It’s not a ‘goof’ of ‘e-list stars’. It completely fits with the theme of the song, lifting those people who were daring enough to be themselves from any ridicule they may have been subject to. As the line goes: “I’m fine and dandy with the me inside….” and “I ain’t got a thing to prove to you.” Thanks Weezer, for maybe taking a chunk out of cyber-bullying.

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