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The photo illustration at left accompanies today's story on Terra Firma chair Guy Hands offering Citigroup help in selling down some $4.9 billion of EMI debt currently held by the bank. (Click to enlarge.) I'm all for sexing up your everyday business stories, but since it's pretty obvious that the jokers at the Post were going more for "accentuating dude's double chin" than "realism," wouldn't grafting his head on top of the Naked Cowboy's body been just as awkward, and about 99 times funnier? [NYP]