If you were the 50-year-old sister of producer David Foster, would you a) choose Clay Aiken to artificially inseminate you and b) plan on having Clay be active part of that child’s life? TMZ says “yes.” I still can’t decide if this is the weirdest story of celebrity spankin’ n’ bankin’ or that honor still belongs to David Crosby. [TMZ]
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50 years old and just now planning to have a kid? That just seems weird to me.
This trumps Crosby for sure…You could make the case that Melissa Etheridge wanted to make sure that her kid would be a good harmony singer, thus cue David Crosby, the latest issue of Bigguns and a specimen cup…
This lady?
Well…words fail me…
If he was invisible, etc.
I see nothing wrong with two lesbians having a baby together.
/I have no knowledge as to whether David Foster’s sister is actually a lesbian. As for Clay, that picture is proof enough.
Ugh. David Foster can suck it. I like what he did on The Tubes’ “Completion Backward Principle.” “Outside Inside,” not so much.
Ewwww.
I’m going to find a happy place now.
…annnnnd APOCALYPSE.
/scene
Did I accidentally go to The Onion’s website?
This is not generally the way impregnating a woman to “prove” one’s heterosexuality goes. Clay, ur doin it wrong.