The new Miley Cyrus video is going to be directed by Brett Ratner. This puts the odds that it’ll be a four-minute-long goof on those cleavage-flaunting MySpace pics somwehere around 4-5. But tasteful, people, tasteful! We don’t want her alienating all of her fanbase before they graduate from puberty. [Video Static]
Be Very Afraid
May 30th, 2008 // 4 Comments
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I hope it has a Jackie Chan / Chris Tucker dance battle with the cast of Step Up 2.
Does anyone else here think that Miley’s ship has already sailed? Some careers peak right from the get-go…Achy Breaky Heart, anybody?
I never graduated from puberty. I was one unit short, and I said, screw it, I’m never gonna use this anyway.
I would assume we won’t get the Risky Business Underwear homage that Rat delivered for those Guitar Hero/American Idol commercials…
Do we have any odds on the video involving a unicorn or Jackie Chan?