Scooter have been Falco-level züperztars in Germany for ages, and just last month “Jumping All Over The World”–named for the “jumpstyle” dancing that crazy Aryan kids are doing in the video–eclipsed Madonna atop the U.K. album chart, so the real question is: Why not the U.S.? We deserve stomping techno cheese too! “I’m the vapor! On the radar! Get up on the mic and Shout! Hit! Ler!” Huh?? Oh… Internet lyric sites say it’s “Shout! It! Yeah!” instead, whew. Ending: “This is an announcement: Please refrain from not smoking.” Then rapping HP Baxxter asks for a light. For the barbecue, obviously! [YouTube]