I have a better survey. I must have heard on the radio last year 10,000 songs representing all genres and varying levels of success. Didn’t buy a single one.

I’m drafting my invoice for this year-long survey as soon as I’ve finished the bar chart. To whom should it go? RIAA or NAB?

Radio guy: “Jeez I dunno, there’s a new Puddle Of Mudd single on my desk that I think I wanna add instead”

Promo guy; “Pleez – I’ll get fired if you don’t put this song into rotation”

Radio guy: “(sigh). Fine. You’ve got a good little story developing. I’ll add it.”

Promo guy: “Great! So where can I send the bill?”