Breaking: R. Kelly Is Not Guilty

AP04032001749.jpgMSNBC has just reported that R. Kelly has been found not guilty on all of the 14 counts that were leveled against him in his child pornography trial. [AP]

 
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  1. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    This calls for a celbretory duffle bag of pornography!

  2. brasstax  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    Hey everybody! A jury of our peers says it’s okay to have pee sex with 13 yo girls! Who’s first?

  3. RaptorAvatar  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    I salute the man… Truly the OJ Simpson of pissing on underage girls.

  4. Chris N.  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    The only fitting way to celebrate would be for him to pee on the underage daughter of one or more of the jurors.

  5. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    I’d imagine his victory party will be serving veal, on a bed of unripened fruit.

  6. NickEddy  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    He believes he can fly (the coop)!

  7. Jerkwheat  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    it’s the remix to jurisprudence, hot and fresh out the courtroom…

  8. Chris N.  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

  9. tankboy  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    @brasstax: It was the Wayans Defense that saved him, wasn’t it?

  10. alec_baldwin  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    @Chris N.: ROTFLMAO. You are so wrong for that.

  11. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    @tankboy: That, plus the Chewbacca Defense.

  12. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    So it was CGI piss! Now, off to find who killed Biggie and Tupac! Nicole Simpson can’t rap!

  13. musicmope  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    This does not bode well for purity balls.

  14. TheRunningboard7  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    If only less people thought like Riley…

  15. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2008

    Jigga, Kelly, not guilty.

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