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MSNBC has just reported that R. Kelly has been found not guilty on all of the 14 counts that were leveled against him in his child pornography trial. [AP]
Breaking: R. Kelly Is Not Guilty
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This calls for a celbretory duffle bag of pornography!
Hey everybody! A jury of our peers says it’s okay to have pee sex with 13 yo girls! Who’s first?
I salute the man… Truly the OJ Simpson of pissing on underage girls.
The only fitting way to celebrate would be for him to pee on the underage daughter of one or more of the jurors.
I’d imagine his victory party will be serving veal, on a bed of unripened fruit.
He believes he can fly (the coop)!
it’s the remix to jurisprudence, hot and fresh out the courtroom…
@brasstax: It was the Wayans Defense that saved him, wasn’t it?
@Chris N.: ROTFLMAO. You are so wrong for that.
@tankboy: That, plus the Chewbacca Defense.
So it was CGI piss! Now, off to find who killed Biggie and Tupac! Nicole Simpson can’t rap!
This does not bode well for purity balls.
If only less people thought like Riley…
Jigga, Kelly, not guilty.