For everyone else: enjoy being offended…for everyone else

Translation: Josh Homme is a 12-year-old and a bully. But I still wouldn’t throw a bottle at him.

“You have been warned, Queens Of The Stone Age fans-don’t throw stuff at Josh Homme. On the 2005 live album Over The Years And Through The Woods, Homme calls out a troublemaking fan at the conclusion of “Monsters In The Parasol” for being a “a total cocksmoker” and “throwing shit at me.” He even describes the guy’s white long-sleeved shirt and has the crew turn the lights on him, so “it’s not just me and you that knows you’re a fucking asshole, it’s everybody.” Homme caps his characteristically laidback rant with some advice for the total cocksmoker’s fellow audience members: “When you see Mr. Cocksmoker later, just walk by and go ‘Hey cocksmoker, eat a bag of dicks.’” Rock star 1, fan 0.”

What a witty, original guy.

He’s not a bigot? OK, then, he’s just obsessed. In a negative way. (You can find more on his obsession by reading his interview with Time Out New York, in which he rants against “emasculation.”) Oh, wait–that’s called being bigoted!

He’s also a crybaby. And a moron. Who makes music for morons. Who hence show up to his shows. And throw bottles at him. Which makes a perfect circle.

Leave the faggots out of it.

@OliverTwist: I’d be totally with you if the sequence was this: 1) Dude calls guy a fag, 2) Guy hurls bottle

@bcapirigi: Judging from your pic, good lord, you’re way too young to be feverishly buttfucking in the summertime.

I’m as tolerant as anybody, but if some douchenozzle chucked a bottle at me I probably wouldn’t be too careful about my choice of words, at least for the first few seconds. I’m no bigot, and neither is Homme.

Bill Hicks is one of the greatest comedians who ever lived, there’s no question that he was on the side of tolerance and open-mindedness. And he used to say “faggot” all the time.

Usually it’s a couple of c*cksucker comments about the guy in the crowd and his relationship with his mother. Then some closing comments about their lack of intelligence and not making Mensa. Maybe a few references to taking it outside or how the guy with the mike wins.

Apparently he’s a cranky bear when he’s sick.

“Embarrassing” was probably too cavalier of a way to put it, but I guess I’m reading this as someone that’s sat through one too many concerts/sporting events where people think that their $20 ticket price also gives them carte blanche to treat the people on stage like indentured servants. It’s unfortunate that Homme’s admittedly reprehensible personal politics have cost us all an opportunity to rise up together and celebrate the fact that this kid deserved a Timberland upside his skull. Hopefully, future footage of enraged musicians contains more politically neutral bile, so as to alleviate any such murkiness.

Sorry for my “fucking ridiculous” “madness.” I’ll seek help.

But seriously, have you ever tried to buttfuck someone with a 103 degree fever? Me neither; I prefer chicken noodle soup. But I imagine it would be really unpleasant for both parties.