R. Kelly attorney Sam Adam Jr. has publicly apologized to Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana for dragging her name into the Gary Coleman and X-rated-snowman-filled closing arguments of his client’s trial last week. “This wasn’t a gardener or the man down the street or a janitor,” Adam’s argument went. “This was a 13-year-old girl having sex with a superstar, and she doesn’t tell anyone? She doesn’t let it slip to her best friend? Never? Not anyone? You can’t keep a 13-year-old’s mouth closed over Hannah Montana tickets, but this?” Classy! Adam has since taken to MTV to tell Miley/Hannah “sorry,” saying that he didn’t mean to drag her into the worst of both worlds and that he only brought her into his spiel because she’s “the biggest thing out–no offense, Robert.” (Yes, he really did append that apology. Talk about digging a hole!) [MTV via The Kelly Chronicles]