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Is that one girl going to do magic tricks?

@pantycrickets: It's an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money....or candy/cocaine.

Oh wait..never mind.

Notice how the country music genre is becoming just another notch in that proverbial belt for *artists* trying to stay relevant in today's world...Jewel, J Simpson, Terrence Howard, PCD, etc etc

Please note: Nicole's midriff counts as a multi-tasker. Because, oh I don't know, you can grate cheese on it. Hey, not as convoluted as trying to justify the cherry/olive pitter.

PS I will now take this opportunity to bemoan the fact that these hussies canceled Veronica Mars. >/white whine>

"At this point, Scherzinger & Those Other Ladies seem so hell-bent on complete cultural saturation that I'm half-expecting them to show up on Good Eats for a Very Special "Watch As Nicole Fries An Egg On Her Midriff, Because She's That Hot" Episode."

That is straight jokes Maura. Straight jokes. Love it.

P.S. Is this the reason why Britney was cut from the new PCD video [oddly I cringe when I type or say PCD, but not when I say or type Pussycat Dolls]? Cause she can't fry an egg off here abs like she used to?*

*Y'all saw that I'm a Slave 4 U video. You know what I am talking about...