The latest act to go the “country cash-in” route: The Pussycat Dolls, who are going to strap on some chaps (over something resembling pants, one hopes) and guest on the Billy Ray Cyrus-hosted Nashville Star this coming Monday. (It’s apparently in honor of the show’s “pop week,” although given that recent performances on the show have included “Hey There Delilah” and “Waiting On The World To Change” I’d say that the show was skewing pretty pop already.) At this point, Scherzinger & Those Other Ladies seem so hell-bent on complete cultural saturation that I’m half-expecting them to show up on Good Eats for a Very Special “Watch As Nicole Fries An Egg On Her Midriff, Because She’s That Hot” Episode. [NBC via ONTD]
Pussycat Dolls To Act Vaguely Like Southern Belles For An Evening
June 19th, 2008 // 6 Comments
idolator
Is that one girl going to do magic tricks?
@pantycrickets: It’s an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money….or candy/cocaine.
Oh wait..never mind.
Notice how the country music genre is becoming just another notch in that proverbial belt for *artists* trying to stay relevant in today’s world…Jewel, J Simpson, Terrence Howard, PCD, etc etc
Please note: Nicole’s midriff counts as a multi-tasker. Because, oh I don’t know, you can grate cheese on it. Hey, not as convoluted as trying to justify the cherry/olive pitter.
PS I will now take this opportunity to bemoan the fact that these hussies canceled Veronica Mars. >/white whine>
“At this point, Scherzinger & Those Other Ladies seem so
hell-bent on complete cultural saturation that I’m half-expecting them
to show up on Good Eats for a Very Special “Watch As Nicole Fries An
Egg On Her Midriff, Because She’s That Hot” Episode.”
That is straight jokes Maura. Straight jokes. Love it.
P.S. Is this the reason why Britney was cut from the new PCD video
[oddly I cringe when I type or say PCD, but not when I say or type
Pussycat Dolls]? Cause she can’t fry an egg off here abs like she used
to?*
*Y’all saw that I’m a Slave 4 U video. You know what I am talking about…