Despite sagging page counts, general print-media malaise, and the fact that they're still saddled with that Diablo Cody column, Entertainment Weekly found reason to celebrate this week: It's the magazine's 1,000th issue, and in honor of that milestone the editorial team there put together a buttload of lists of "New Classics," arbitrary best-of rundowns that supposedly quantify the best pieces of pop culture of the past 25 years. The list-craziness is apparently the latest step in EW's plan to turn itself into a printed-and-stapled blog, which has resulted in more meandering first-person front-of-book pieces and, well, Cody's occasional game of "Spot The Reference." The centerpiece of the issue's music-related offerings is a 100-album list that's supposedly meant to count down the best albums that came out between 1983 and now—it's bookended by the soundtrack to Purple Rain and George Michael's Faith—and because I needed something to do, I organized it by year.
1983 (2 albums)
5. Madonna, Madonna
94. Synchronicity, The Police
1984 (6 albums)
1. Purple Rain, Prince and the Revolution
41. Legend, Bob Marley and the Wailers
72. 1984, Van Halen
75. Born in the U.S.A., Bruce Springsteen
79. Let It Be, The Replacements
83. Learning to Crawl, The Pretenders
1985 (3 albums)
16. Rain Dogs, Tom Waits
32. Life's Rich Pageant, R.E.M.
84. Low-Life, New Order
1986 (5 albums)
8. Graceland, Paul Simon
38. Raising Hell, Run-DMC
53. King of America, Elvis Costello
73. The Queen is Dead, The Smiths
88. So, Peter Gabriel
1987 (4 albums)
30. Appetite for Destruction, Guns N' Roses
61. Paid in Full, Eric B. & Rakim
63. The Joshua Tree, U2
100. Faith, George Michael
1988 (2 albums)
55. It Takes a Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back, Public Enemy
58. Surfer Rosa, The Pixies
1989 (4 albums)
14. Disintegration, The Cure
22. 3 Feet High and Rising, De La Soul
43. Paul's Boutique, Beastie Boys
54. Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814, Janet Jackson
1990 (1 album)
18. People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, A Tribe Called Quest
1991 (4 albums)
3. Achtung Baby, U2
67. Metallica
78. Vs., Pearl Jam (NB: Pretty sure they mean Ten here, since Vs. came out in 1993)
86. Loveless, My Bloody Valentine
1992 (2 albums)
57. Harvest Moon, Neil Young
66. The Chronic, Dr. Dre
1993 (3 albums)
42. Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), Wu-Tang Clan
47. Exile in Guyville, Liz Phair
91. Siamese Dream, Smashing Pumpkins
1994 (10 albums)
11. MTV Unplugged in New York, Nirvana
28. Illmatic, Nas
36. CrazySexyCool, TLC
40. Ready to Die, The Notorious B.I.G.
60. Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, Pavement
70. My Life, Mary J. Blige
77. Dummy, Portishead
81. The Downward Spiral, Nine Inch Nails
82. Grace, Jeff Buckley
99. Live Through This, Hole
1995 (2 albums)
35. Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette
68. Wrecking Ball, Emmylou Harris
1996 (6 albums)
17. Odelay, Beck
20. Tidal, Fiona Apple
39. Sheryl Crow
45. If You're Feeling Sinister, Belle and Sebastian
51. The Score, Fugees
87. All Eyez on Me, 2Pac
1997 (5 albums)
24. Come On Over, Shania Twain
26. Time Out of Mind, Bob Dylan
46. Homogenic, Björk
62. OK Computer, Radiohead
93. Either/Or, Elliott Smith
1998 (3 albums)
2. The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Lauryn Hill
44. Car Wheels on a Gravel Road, Lucinda Williams
59. Ray of Light, Madonna
1999 (3 albums)
23. The Soft Bulletin, The Flaming Lips
92. The Writing's on the Wall, Destiny's Child
74. Play, Moby
2000 (7 albums)
12. Stankonia, OutKast
15. The Marshall Mathers LP, Eminem
37. The Moon & Antarctica, Modest Mouse
64. Mama's Gun, Erykah Badu
76. Heartbreaker, Ryan Adams
89. Bachelor No. 2, Aimee Mann
96. Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea, PJ Harvey
2001 (5 albums)
7. The Blueprint, Jay-Z
34. Is This It, The Strokes
71. Rock Steady, No Doubt
90. Toxicity, System of a Down
97. Britney, Britney Spears
2002 (5 albums)
25. Turn On the Bright Lights, Interpol
48. American IV: The Man Comes Around, Johnny Cash
49. A Rush of Blood to the Head, Coldplay
56. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, Wilco
85. Home, Dixie Chicks
2003 (6 albums)
13. You Are Free, Cat Power
19. Dangerously in Love, Beyoncé
65. Elephant, The White Stripes
69. Give Up, The Postal Service
95. Trap Muzik, T.I.
98. Transatlanticism, Death Cab for Cutie
2004 (4 albums)
4. The College Dropout, Kanye West
6. American Idiot, Green Day
27. Funeral, Arcade Fire
29. Breakaway, Kelly Clarkson
2005 (1 album)
21. The Emancipation of Mimi, Mariah Carey
2006 (2 albums)
31. FutureSex/LoveSounds, Justin Timberlake
80. Back to Basics, Christina Aguilera
2007 (5 albums)
9. Back to Black, Amy Winehouse
10. In Rainbows, Radiohead
33. As I Am, Alicia Keys
50. Sound of Silver, LCD Soundsystem
52. Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, Spoon
Arranging the list makes the fact that what EW is actually presenting is little more than what a friend of mine called "literally a list of 100 albums" a bit more glaring. And there are a couple of other unwitting revelations as well:
Institutional memory is a fleeting thing. While 1994, with its 10 worthy albums, was apparently the year that Entertainment Weekly's writers really got into their record collections, looking at the average number of placing albums per year reveals something odd: The '80s averaged 3.7 albums a year on the list, the '90s 3.9 a year, and the '00s 5 per year. Has this decade really been that great for new releases? Or is the bloom of newness still on that Kelly Clarkson album, and when EW makes its next version of this list in 20 years it'll be lost to time, and therefore relegated to the same also-ran status of, say, Cyndi Lauper's She's So Unusual?
The closer you get to the present day, the more you see how music has fragmented, and how the professional-writer class has turned away from the mainstream. There were a lot of critically respected rock albums—in genres like metal, emo, and even pop-rock—that came out in the '00s, but you wouldn't know it from these picks. The rock leanings of EW's writing staff, which are pretty "Hey, I went to college"-ish to begin with, lean ever further indie-ward the closer you get to the present day; with a couple of tweaks and clean versions of albums thrown in, this list could be easily retitled "Top 100 Albums Every College-Rock DJ Should At Least Check Out Before She Gets Her Own Show."
Sure, at its core it's pretty dumb, but it's hard not to think that this list also represents another stage in the death of the listicle that Matos mentioned earlier today, as well as a sign that maybe EW's music writers should pull themselves out of the indie-yuppie ghetto and check out, I don't know, Decibel or AbsolutePunk or Nah Right for some listening tips. But the glaring problems with this list don't mean that people won't type until they're blue in the fingers about how OK Computer was lower than Jagged Little Pill—so EW will come out smelling like lots of pageviews anyway. Hooray?









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Poor 1990. That year go no love.
The Blueprint and College Dropout are great, but not Top 10 worthy. Looking at the yearly breakdown, I was half-expecting Tribe or Outkast to be the highest hip-hop albums on the list. Enter the 36 Chambers or The Chronic would've been better choices. But '93-'94 is my golden era. Go fig.
Dangerously In Love? Seriously? B'Day I could kind of understand (but not really), but really...
Glad that "Hearbreaker" and "Wrecking Ball" were included and yes, "Breakaway" (classic it ain't, though- more of what it represents is important), but the rest of it is MEH-city, all of the usual suspects. I'm beginning to think that "Let it Be" is everyone's go-to Indie-album-not-from-REM automatically and it deserves better than that.
I guess nirvana-nevermind never existed in EW timeline.
Yes, because everybody who's heard Nevermind just loves it!
I don't know about the turning away from the mainstream thing. I mean, I guess I kinda see it, if you are talking about the lack of Fall Out Boy and Nickleback. But I've looked at the 00s list and I'm not exactly seeing anything underground there. Maybe not typical top 40, but I'm going to wager that every one of those albums, except maybe PJ Harvey and LCD Soundsystem, was available at Target at one point in time and that's pretty damn mainstream to me. At the very least, these are all pretty high profile "indie" acts, the kind that you wouldn't exactly have to be in the know to find out about.
But yeah, this is a really random ass list. I really hope we're seeing the end of charticles, because I think this one proves they are truly running out of ways to do these things.
(And what is up with the lack of Nevermind? Was Unplugged the stop these folks jumped on the bus or what?)
I'm with Captain Wrong on the mainstream/not-mainstream thing -- it's not like the Mats or New Order or hell even Tom Waits count as mainstream music, whereas JT and Xtina...
@Captain Wrong: @mishaps: well, i did say that the rock leanings of the staff leaned pretty heavily toward the 'college rock' end of things on the entire list -- for example, there are two metal-ish albums (including the freaking BLACK ALBUM, god), and that's, uh, it. but there is much more engagement with mainstream-leaning music *overall* in the '80s and '90s lists than in the '00s. (even 'back to basics' could be seen as something of a non-mainstream choice, since it was a sales disappointment but was seen as a "smart" statement.)
i'd guess that unplugged is the listmakers' attempt to recommend a 'different' nirvana album. what i want to know is, where the heck is michael jackson? 'thriller' came out too early, but the tracklist on 'bad' is at least as good as that of, say, the awful self-titled sheryl crow record:
1. "Bad" 4:07
2. "The Way You Make Me Feel" 4:59
3. "Speed Demon" 4:01
4. "Liberian Girl" 3:53
5. "Just Good Friends"4:08
6. "Another Part Of Me" 3:54
7. "Man In The Mirror" 5:19
8. "I Just Can't Stop Loving You"
9. "Dirty Diana" 4:52
10. "Smooth Criminal" 4:19
11. "Leave Me Alone" 4:40
@Captain Wrong: Also, a *lot* of the stuff on the '00s lists is still "underground" in a relative sense. (Sure, the LCD album et al are available in Target, but a lot of those records are on/distributed by majors; I bought albums on SST and Sub Pop in my local chain stores when I was younger, too.) The problem is that as music has fragmented, so much of the conversation about music in the popular media has become confused between "artists I like and who I talk about with my friends on the Internet, which is like the world, right?" and something wider. Sure, it's tough because of the massive amount of music out there, but the huge gulf between those two worlds is something that I think is often lost by music writers and editors, because the media they're reading are talking about these bands so surely they're "popular." It's a perfect storm of a profession making itself obsolete that's encouraged by the current culture, where people can niche themselves into a comfort zone. And it's ironic to me that when people are even more resistant to getting recommendations from any sort of "elite," the motivation for outreach across the aisle, as it were, is lower than ever.
@Maura Johnston: Possibly illustrative anecdote: As I told Matos in e-mail, one thing that stuck out to me about Time's (admittedly kinda dopey) 50 Best Web Sites list was that the namechecked music-related sites weren't indie-related at all. (They were Concrete Loop, Nah Right, and Bossip -- classified under gossip, but all three have been solid for R&B/hip-hop news and leaked music/videos as well.) That's the first time in a long time that I've seen *any* music-related items on a mainstream media list that didn't autotmatically default to Whatever "Indie"-Leaning Pick Was Popular At The Time. Because let's face it, "indie" (or indie-yuppie, or NPR music, or whatever) is the music of the "creative professionals" who have a lot of the jobs with descriptions that include "making up lists for people to argue about on the Internet."
@Maura Johnston: See, now you're getting me into an entirely different place. The whole issue of what is mainstream because things are so fragmented. I can see what you are saying with regards to the 80s and 90s list, but I don't know, it just seems like everything is a little different now. It just feels to me like this college stuff we're talking about is a lot close to the mainstream than it was back in the 80s. Sure, I remember being stuck with chain stores as well but I also remember the little getto in the store where all the music I was interested in lived (usually under "imports", even though SST and AmRep were about as domestic as it got.) Now it seems like it's a hell of a lot easier to find anyway. I really never thought I'd see Matador and Merge in Target, but there they are (well, some releases anyway.) I get what you're saying about the "artists I like and who I talk about with my friends on the Internet, which is like the world, right?" syndrome. (Nice way of putting it, btw.) I guess I'm just not seeing the something wider as wide as it once was. Then again, I may be more trapped in the echo chamber than I realize. :)
PS- I agree with you 100% on Bad, especially in place of Sheryl Crow.
This list lacks Phil Collins.
Therefore, I support it 100%.
Any list like this without 'Superunknown' doesn't even exist to me. It's like it was never even written.
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How you think the list is skewed mostly comes down to how you look at it. In terms of peak chart position, the more recent past actually holds its own very well, especially when you account for EW's habit of taking the most popular releases from older acts, but going for the slightly hipper, I-knew-them-before-they-were-big releases of newer ones (Funeral instead of Neon Bible, Moon + Antarctica instead of Good News..., et cetera.) It's also plenty easy to forget now that Surfer Rosa, Let It Be, and Loveless never charted at all (Caveat: All info from Allmusic.)
Of course, topping the charts doesn't take much these days; in terms of total units, the newer stuff gets its ass kicked. But that almost becomes an unfair comparison, for a variety of reasons. What it really comes down to is that the critically-respected commercial smash that's been the basis for the rockist canon is rapidly becoming a thing of the past; EW grabbed pretty much every one from the last five years they semi-reasonably could. There's nothing new you can put on a list like this, so they're either going to die out, or be put into cryo-freeze (i.e., rehash those same 25 records released between '65 and '72 until the end of fucking time.) Unless Neon Bible turns out to be their equivalent of War on the way to the Arcade Fire's very own Joshua Tree, or Plans is Death Cab's Document headed towards an Automatic for the People for the '10s, the list people got problems.
I'm looking forward to the "100 Albums released in the last 25 years" list. Not top or best or even a specific genre. Just a list of albums. I really think that's what it's going to come to eventually.
The inclusion of "Trap Muzik" warms my heart, even if most of this list is a steaming pile.
I think Diablo Cody could have come up with a less asinine list than this one.
So I was still a kid in the 90s (and not born for most of the 80s) so I can't speak to those decades*--but 00s definitely lacks in mainstream. Outside of FOB and Nickelback (who might have good sales but debatable quality)--what about stuff like MCR? Or maybe the first Franz album? And wtf, no Speakerboxx/Love Below? Or is that album too obvious for EW?
(And I was shocked by the lack of Nevermind, too. If they wanted to act like they were too cool for Nevermind, isn't Bleach the way to go?
i'm disappointed they didn't include some of the albums they called the best of the year at the time--namely, joan osborne's relish (really!) and everything but the girl's walking wounded. because i subscribed to ew when i was 14 and got an awful lot of my music recommendations from them.
moby's "play"?
jesus
Ah, 2000, the year with Stankonia, The Marshall Mathers LP, and the Grammy going to Steely Dan.
No D'Angelo? Bob Marley' inclusion on this list is a little dubious seeing as he died in 1981...
This isn't that awful of a list, guys, considering the source.
Hahahahaha.That shite is funny. So, where is the real list? Seriously.
@Maura Johnston: That Sheryl Crow record is wonderful!
Hole? Are you kidding me? I don't care if it's at fucking 99, it shouldn't be there at all.
As one of those people whose musical development kind of stagnated in the 90s, I'm curious about what happened to some of really influential 90s bands - Toad the Wet Sprocket, or the Gin Blossoms, or even the Goo Goo Dolls - who are arguably one of the primary influences on the late 90s "alternative" movement.
Life's Rich Pageant is the sole REM entry. Not Automatic for the People or Murmur, Life's Rich Pageant, an album that the band freely admits was slapped together out of old rejected songs, covers, and about an EP's worth of original material.
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