Jay-Z To Oasis: “Are Your Songs ‘Appropriate’ Glastonbury Material? Just Checking”

June 29th, 2008 // 14 Comments


After months of buildup, Jay-Z played his much-discussed headlining set at the Glastonbury Festival last night, and he opened it with a special dedication to Oasis’ Noel Gallagher, who had said that Jay was an inappropriate addition to the Glasto bill because it was “built on a tradition of guitar music.” Jay strolled out with a guitar, strumming and warbling along to “Wonderwall,” last-call-on-a-long-night-style, before breaking into “99 Problems.” I think this is a way to tell Gallagher “your move,” although I shudder to think what an Oasis cover of “Big Pimpin’” might sound like. (There’s a download of his full set from last night here.) [YouTube / HipHopIsRead via madeupmemories]


  1. NeverEnough

    I love this more than words can possibly express.

  2. alec_baldwin

    Dayaaaam. I just might have 2 stop sippin’ the Haterade. But, um, what up wit the guitar and the Stevie Wonder look? I’m just asking.

  3. Nunya B

    I don’t think this will ever not make me LOL.

  4. sparkletone

    I know Jay-Z isn’t the first person to mock Oasis by playing Wonderwall ironically, but this is a huge pile of LAWL.

  5. Sam Adams

    Ouch. Is Jay tone-deaf or is that on purpose? Does this mean a Jigga/Blur collabo is in the offing?

  6. Chris N.

    I still prefer his version of “Champagne Supernova.”

  7. Anonymous

    This is priceless, he brought Summer Jam hijinks to Glastonbury!

  8. Al Shipley

    Making fun of Oasis will always be awesome, but it would be a lot better if it wasn’t coming from a guy who is way too into Coldplay.

  9. KikoJones

    @Sam Adams:
    Nice! Are ya mad fer it?

  10. NickEddy

    It would have been more subtle to do “Slight Return” by the Bluetones.

    Not gallagher on-topic, but subtler.

    Or smash some fruit and stuff on the crowd and say “Take that, Gallagher!” then pause and look confused/scared.

  11. tmcmahon2

    This would have been much cooler if…

    *Jay could actually playing guitar. Why bother faking it?
    *His band was playing the song. They were just playing the Oasis track in the background which is kind of lame. (Was one of his guitar players strumming along?)
    *Jay was able to sing. I mean, wow, that was some tone deafness.

    Not that I love Oasis or anything but that was weak.

  12. walkmasterflex

    jay-z is the fucking man

  13. Magnakai Haaskivi

    Is “Back in Black” sampled in the album cut? Because, honestly…I don’t remember that.

  14. Anonymous

    @tmcmahon2: I think that makes it even more of a “fuck you” to Gallagher. “So, I can’t play a guitar or sing. I’m not even gonna have my band play it. I still rock, asshole.” He didn’t cover Oasis, he sampled them. True hip-hop form.

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