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Sadly, the self-proclaimed "nine man hard rock enigma" Slipknot will not be teetering around stages in their own production of Easter Island Comes Alive! when they tour in support of their forthcoming album, All Hope Is Gone. No, those masks represented their spring collection, and the band is ready to "unveil its new imagery in an exclusive partnership with AOL Music, the web's most trafficked online music destination." You guys, I'm so scared! There's even a—gasp—visitor-length-inflating retrospective photo gallery! What will we tell the children? A shot of the new masks is after the jump.

My favorite one is the guy who looks like a cross between Newlydeads-era Taime Downe and the fly on a pair of leather pants, personally.

New Slipknot Masks - Exclusive [Spinner]
NEW SLIPKNOT MASKS REVEALED TODAY [Imperiumi]